Worst Case Scenario

Let me first wish a fond farewell to The Oracle. Many nicknames were offered from the readers but none stuck like that one. He is good at what he does and his opinion is valued by his peers. Oh and oracle and orifice are similar doesn't hurt either. We will miss you Oracle.


Now on to the more pressing issue today. I took the day off to write this because it is important to get it out in the open. Last week I suffered a devastating loss to Mini Les. It was not so much the loss that has shaken me but the instant ramifications. Neckbone witnessed the match with his voodoo doll and I could see the gleam in his eye as it ended. He was tasting a piece of the Jiggy and that can only mean trouble.

I got home and told Nosaj the news. His next statement was about how he now wanted a piece of the man. See what you started Mini Les? Your well-fought battle (fluke)will only lead these others to the glaring altar of defeat. Egos will be pumped and then deflated more than they can imagine. Not only will I take out my frustrations on them, but I long to embarrass them, one by one until I again meet you on the courts.

I suppose that will not be this week as the temperatures will reach near 100 all week. I can't get the geezers out there on a 85 degree day much less when it hits the century mark.

Quick side note. The wife drove us to church yesterday and did a splendid parking job. She got 95% of the vehicle in the lines. What she also did was park the rig so that the front tires were turned. I noticed on the way out that the insides were bald and coming apart. $750 later and Costco reported a quarterly profit and I again had a safe driving family. It must have been a sign from God. Either that or the woman just can't park. At least she didn't back into anyone on the way out THIS time.