This just in: Lance Bass is gay. That is no big shocker. Dude was in a friggin boy band. If you hadn't heard rumors of him tapping a bunch of hotties these last few years, there has to be a reason. Girls flock to the boy bands like they run from the Sandwich Artist. So this should have come as no surprise. It is like saying, Mini Lumpy announces he is lazy. Stop the presses. Neckbone announces he has issues with the truth. Really? Stunner. Wait. Hold on, here is a hot story, Lumpy is cheap. NOOOOOOOOOO. All these secrets revealed today. I cannot take it anymore.
Hopefully E-bone has arrived back to Casa de Bone safely and he has tons of Salmon or Tuna or Whale or whatever the hell he caught out there.
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