Crazy old man on a roof. Sounds like the title of a good book. Take a look at this nut. He is a great guy, but damn if I was going up on that ladder. The roof got fixed and that is a good thing.
E-bone is coming home tomorrow. The next day is the beginning of the end. The first of many farewell luncheons. We will be saying goodbye to the only guy in the group that hasn't had a nickname. So if anyone can think of a good one before Thursday, let me know. I am sure I can add a few pictures of him with his new name.
So the tiny little hole in the ground is slowly slipping away from us. We were able to manage with the departure of Lumpy, we just added Mini Lumpy and he even did less work. We lost the only chick in the group as she moved on to greener pastures and replaced her with another woman, Sandwich Artist. Now I have been told I can split my time between another location and the home base as long as I spend 100% of the time at the other location. Neckbone and E-bone are on their way out as are Sandwich Artist and Steeler Fan Boy, just the last two don't know it yet. These are sad times. Captain Redneck is the only one that will be left. And since we know he did all the work anyways, that is all that really matters.
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-sniffle- Man, you're bringing tears to my eyes, the whole gang just falling apart. What will happen to tennis competitions? Who'll surf the web?! No more Haters Club? Whaaaa!
I just can't take it....make one big resume and find a single job for everyone...split the paycheck. As for No-Nick-Name-Man...how about just call him "Nameless" or "Almost Gone" or "Nose Picker".
Who do you trust enough to hold a ladder for that kinda work? Your wife? Nah, she's your insurance policy beneficiary and may decide the roof could be more quickly repaired with the million dollar policy you have. Your buddies? After all that beer?! Suicide!
Nickname Idea: Tiger Wood's Father (since his son is so good at golf)
short form - Tiger's Dad
Other option for Nickname: Phil's father (since he and E like tracking Phil's progress each week)
Hmmm, it might be a bad omen to nickname him "Tiger's Dad"....since he's dead and all. How about..."Golf-baller"?
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