Brother Can You Spare $5500???

Just when you think it can't get worse, it does. I was under the impression that $232.00 was the extent of my A/C damage. That was until Saturday and the whole upstairs furnace died. Well the new number is $5500. UGLY. Ugly like that chick you picked up at the bar at 3AM. You don't think she was still solo because she looked like a supermodel?? More like a superheavyweight. But being poor is better than being hot. I was starting to sweat like Neckbone at a poly.

Freedom's just another name for nothing left to lose, nothing ain't nothing if it ain't free. - Janis Joplin

I have my freedom for the next week or so while the wife and children have been herded off to cooler climates. Freedom is what I have if you consider working my usually 40 hours plus painting, and escorting A/C repairmen and cleaning the house by myself. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a little alone time. Everybody needs to unwind a little. Just the other day, Sandwich Artist was talking about he needed less physical activity time (tennis) and more alone time (video games and using his body as a playground). This discovery seemed to coincide with the obvious realization that he has the athletic ability of him. Not to worry, Sandwich has improved every week we have been out there. Just this past week he only cursed. The whining has stopped. Go Sandwich.

I will not mention the total collapse of Neckbone anymore in this space. He is a good guy and just because he lies during his poly and cheats with his line calls in tennis does not mean he is a bad guy. He will rebound and win some games this week, I can feel it. Or is that just gas?