Wednesday, July 12, 2006

A Day Off

Do you see any similarities between our former tennis champ



and Milton from Office Space



It was a brutal day on the courts. I say it every week but I really to need to bring more cold water. It is not easy smacking that ass every week when I am not properly hydrated. OK. It is pretty easy but I still need more water. Enough about tennis.

Today I am home performing my overseer duties. I am watching the Haji crew install my flooring and the Jethro crew install my outrageously priced A/C. As much as I hate the carpet, I am so much more excited about the Jethro crew finishing my cooling system. I came home last night to a 92 degree upstairs. Horror show.

I need to acquire some Harry Homeowner skills. All the studying I did for college and all the work I do on computers don't help me diddly at home. I need some real life skills. I would like to be able to build a deck. Not like E-bone's freakishly tall deck, but a normal human size deck.

Speaking of E-bone. Let us all wish him a healthy, happy, enjoyable vacation. He is heading out west, way out west for a little family R & R time. He has promised to bring us back some of his catches



from his charter boat excursion.



Have fun E-bone.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think your tennis champ needs to grow a lil mustache and enter into a look-alike contest. Hey, it could turn out to be pretty profitable, eh?