Wednesday, January 03, 2007

We Are The Champions

Just like the old Queen song, E are the champions of the world. Not only did the Bone beat Quad and won his other fantasy league, he won ours too. He eeked out a slim 326 - 325.5 win. The E only suffered two losses all season. That damn Ladanian. I think I hate him and the E. So congrats on your fake football prowess E. You are the master of the non-sport sports.

With the new year comes all the resolutions. I decided that I would give up smoking. I don't smoke so it should be a kind of easy resolution to keep. I also have given up drinking for a while so I can drop so LBs. That one might be a little tougher.

One of the big gifts my kids got this year was MP3 players. In theory, this is a great gift. Before they had portable CD players and would drop them all over the place, scratching disks, breaking the players. But now they would have cutting edge technology. They would be able to listen to these in the truck and I might not have to hear Thomas the Tank Engine Does Dallas for the umpteenth time. Well, of course, there is a drawback. Imagine if you will a song, any song, it could even be a song you like, you really like. So imagine this song is one of 83 songs you have downloaded to all four of the MP3 players. Then imagine that they don't play ANY OTHER FRIGGIN SONG BUT THIS SONG ALLLLLLLLL DAY LONG. OK. That is bad, but not as bad as the fact that they must ALL SING THIS SONG. Could they all be in synch??? No. I am hearing chorus on one, intro on another, moaning like a injured hyena from another. It is a horror show. Play another song for the love all that is good in the world. Please.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What was the song?!?!?!