Everyone can relax now. Lumpy is back home. Oh wait, you didn't know? Lumpy has been living in a shelter for the last few days. I am sure you heard about the big ice/snow storm in the midwest. Well Lumpy got caught in the middle of it. His house was without electricity for three days. Always living off of the good heartedness of others, Lumpy and his new bride took in refuge at the local shelter. They got three hots and a cot or so the expression goes. They are home now and all is good. Lumpy has to put the Christmas decorations back on the house but they are uninjured and still oh so glad they moved to the snow belt. Just think it is the beginning of December, spring is right around the corner.
Closer to home, I took the children to the local Christmas parade over the weekend. We lasted through at least half of it before their hunger took over and we had to roll. So it was only an hour that I had my 500 lb 4 year old on my shoulders; it just seemed like a week.
Ebone, again, had to one up the competition. I take my kids to a lousy parade and he takes his brood out of town to see the Buffalo Bils play. OK, while Buffalo is not really a real city or a real football team, it still beats a cold, tiring parade. He also donated a car to someone less fortunate. Dude is like Ghandi and stuff. It was unfortunate that Buffalo got beat down like animals. He got to enjoy the fact that the Sabres beat the Caps. Oh wait, they didn't. They took a beat down too. Serves you right, you show off.
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