Playoffs

Well the playoffs started in fantasy football this week. Of course E-bone and his LT train are just whooping my ass. At least our league is a two week cumulative score. El Quad rolled over already in his league. Weak. All that smack talk and he took an E-bone thumping. I haven't seen E-bone pounce on anything like that that wasn't an alcoholic beverage. My thumping will last another week, unless someone can maim LT for me. Anyone?

The family is finally getting over the latest round of Hawkman Flu. He assured me it would be quick and painless. And he said the flu would go away soon too. Speaking of the Hawk. He is normally a good-natured, polite young man. Unless, I guess, you have no teeth. He was talking to his buddy from work, ChickletFree Nat, and decided it would be good fun to offer the man some beef jerky. The dude was obviously embarrassed and mumbled a negative reply on the dried meat. And I thought passing germs around like a leper was his only evil.

One of my favorite pics from the zoo. Gotta love them damn Elephants.

Despite what everyone says, you can never truly be alone as long as you have half a head of hair and a tall, cool drink. Ahhh.