The entire world is now gay. I cannot stand it. Lance Bass is gay. Melissa Ethridge is gay. And now Doogie Friggin Howser is GAY. There is even rumors that a character on LOST will be gay this season. What? This just isn't right. It is getting worse and worse. Now our very own Doogie, the Schweet has announced he is of the rump ranger variety. I think he is just going through a phase. We can only hope and pray for the Schweet. What happened to the good old days when people were straight.
Now I might not be the most politically correct guy, but I found out some disturbing things about my wife yesterday. Her friends have labeled her high maintenance. We were going out for lunch without kids. We had decided on Chinese. Well the restaurant I chose was not up to par. It seemed like a good joint from the outside but it was rather weak upon entrance. She started in on a tirade about eating dog and cat and saying she would rather eat dirt than let me choose the restaurant again. I got a glimpse into the evil side of this woman. I was disturbed.
On a humorous note: I got a call the other night. I will not mention the guy's name but let us just say he has been mentioned before in this here blog. He calls me up asking if I or any of my kids own a particular pair of socks. What the F?? You are calling me at 9pm to ask about my wardrobe???? He is describing the clothing articles when it dawns on me why. Mr. Worried has found these socks in his home, maybe in a dresser drawer, maybe in a corner, who knows. But he has found these socks and realize they are not his. This leads him to jump to the conclusion that his old lady is banging the mailman, Shwanns food guy AND the meter reader. I begin to crack up inside. The socks he has described are my son's. The boy can't keep track of any of his posessions. You can invite him to your crib and you will always get some sort of gift because he will leave something there. I say this partially embarrassed because I left a sweat-shirt at Ebones the other night when we played poker. One way or another I finally had to just tell Nervous Nelly that we had never seen the socks before. Why do you ask?
I am always there to help a friend.
Oh yeah. I never got to finish the last blog I was working on about kidz. You know why? Because I have kids and they never let me alone.
1 comment:
Just because some actor decides he likes dudes does not mean that everyone who was give a nickname related to him does the same. This rumor is totally unfounded.
I AM NOT GAY!!!! I am straight.
-The Schweet
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