Retraction

Ok. It has been brought to my attention that the Schweet, otherwise known as Doogie claims he is not really gay. You can see how a mistake was made though, right? So to prove his heterosexualness he decided the best thing would be to jam his pie hole with man-meat. Wait. It is not exactly how it sounds. After watching a video on YouTube he attempted and was successful at eating an Ocho. An Ocho you ask? Well BK has a Quad burger. Four big ass meat patties and a bunch of other crap like bacon and cheese and bread and fat. Well little 110 lb Schweet ate 2 of them. Yup. He did it. He had a couple belches at the end that shook his whole body and I thought it was all over. Cause if he had yakked that mess up then I probably would have been sick too. Fortunately he can handle the meat. So I declare here and now that the Schweet is not too gay. Wait, I mean he is not gay at all. He just likes meat.

I write this from a secret hideaway. It is not really a secret but I don't want my family to find me. I am in hotel with beer and tv and Internet and I get to sleep later. I know I have to go back, but not today. Of course I went out for dinner and asked the waitress what was on draft. A simple enough question. She replied that they did not serve alcohol. I looked around and saw that almost every other table had alcohol. I told her if this was a racist thing, look again, I AM WHITE, I AM NOT SYRIAN. She said that you can bring your own alcohol and drink it there but they can't sell it. OK. I asked if this was the norm in the Garden State. No. I was just lucky. I picked the ONE restaurant in town that doesn't sell alcohol. Don't look for a return visit.

I spoke to our good friend from the south tonight. She said that her mom has been sick so she has been busy. But she did bring a smile to my face by letting me know her house is still a hostel. Her PREGNANT niece, her niece's 5 year old child AND her niece's boyfriend are all coming to stay with sweet Aunt LotsaRooms.

UPDATE- Ebone there are deer in VA and MD. You don't have to go to NY to NOT shoot one. I passed a truck on the way up here and he had killed two of them.