Not Edgar

Why, oh why, did they have to knock off Edgar?? They could have gotten rid of Jack's girlfriend or C. Thomas Howell. Really. This isn't the friggin Outsiders. I know people gotta work but C. Thomas?? I would rather see Doogie Howser out there banging Kim. Oh well it was still a good episode.
What is worse than being sick? Being sick when you already are off work. If you can't use a sick day, it almost takes the fun out of being ill. Maybe this is just God's way of making me lose weight. Kinda like he says 'Hey fatass, if you won't pull away from the plate, I will make you sick. You gotta stop eating one way or another.'
Being on death's bed has me wondering about the Quad again. He goes away for a state mandated vacation, comes back with a vengence and disappears again. I find it almost impossible to believe he has broken his parole already. Dude, alls you had to do was stay 100 from her. You can do it, man. I know you can. I hope you don't get Adebisi in your cell again. FREE THE QUAD. FREE THE QUAD.
On a lighter note, Lumpy has given me a great gift. No, not the turd he left in the cat box. He is finally starting to socialize out in the midwest and he got invited to a party. Being off the suicide watch would be present enough but he told about his invite to the party. The dude out there has much more class than the Jigster. I preface my invites with warnings of NO SWILL BEER. While this distinguished gentleman politely asks for guests to bring their favorite NON-TRADITIONAL BEER. Now, how classy is that? Props to the midwesterner. Now, I would love to see his face when the Lumpster rolls in with his non-traditional Mickey's BigMouth. Don't see that everyday now do ya??