Daily Musings

Hello everyone. Hopefully you had a good weekend. We are still on the lookout for the Quad. He hasn't been seen in a month. Two months if you don't count the time we thought we saw him on the registered offenders web page. Come back to us Quad man.

Sandwich Artist is recovering from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. He claims it is from bowling. But you really don't need much wrist action when you average a buck fifty. My damn 10 year old can hit 150. Hell, I think I could bowl 150 blindfolded, duct taped and naked. Of course, that sounds a little more like the situation with which he really became wrist-ineligble. It does not take a rocket scientist or a DBA to figure out that a single guy that couldn't fish out a date with Godiva chocolate and 350 LB test would need his wrists for a little inappropriate behavior. He claims that wasn't the case. Plus it was his off hand that was injured. Sounds like he injured his wrist in a little scenario we like to call 'Stranger in a Strange Land'. You know what they say, a bird in the hand is like Sandwich Artist working his man.

Speaking of self-pleasing, Nosaj had his first confession in a few years. Let us just say, the old dude on the other side of the screen got an earful. He just saved the $3.95 it would have cost to get that kind of descriptiveness off of cable tv. Ole Nosaj says 'You can't treat yourself like an amusement park?' 'What about enlisting the service of others?' 'Wow. This is gonna be hard.'

I want to give a big shout out to the BIG TEN. What a load of crap. Six teams and you can't get ONE into the sweet sixteen. Weak. At least you will have a good seat and a short bathroom line for the finals. Losers. And another shout out to the Indiana fans. I hope Davis comes back to haunt you racists. Go back and get your Hoosiers DVDs out and see the white guys beat the black guys, there is always next year.

Good news. Sandwich Artist has been given a promotion at work. OK, it is not a REAL promotion. He gets no more money, no special new title, but we did let him move his seat and now one of the SAs yells at him several times a day. The best part is he feels important and he doesn't complain about the abuse. Any attention is good attention, I suppose. I guess it doesn't take much when you are a grown man and your crowning achievement in life so far is to win a title belt that YOU created and YOU battle with ONE other guy to win every week and the competition is????? Friggin ATARI. Rock on dude. As another moe, Freddy Mercury once said, 'You are the champion my friend.'