Yesterday the wife took the family for a friendly, peaceful day at the inlaw's pool. The father-in-law always complains that he doesn't see his grandchildren enough. So she took the time to swelter in the heat just to make him happy. And how does he treat them?? By allowing them to sit at the Table of Death. While they were attempting to enjoy their lunch, this horror show explodes (probably due to the lack of crabs he has served me from it) and sends glass shards all over my family. I don't really like lawyers but I think I might have to be forced to enlist a couple of them to take care of the minor details involved with this incident. Pain and suffering, personal injury, emotional scars. Oh the horror.
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