Too Much TV

What is worse than slamming your $50,000. car around a tree in the snow? Being too cheap to carry a cell phone and having to walk your stingy ass back to the house to call for help. Two miles in the snow and arctic temps? Or $9.99 a month? You make the call. Such was the situation the Ebone got himself into a couple weeks ago. Everything is good now. Good if you like paying $300 a week for a rental car. Sorry Ebone.

To prove a good Ebone never quits, he was the only one that made it work during the next snow/ice storm. He is, if nothing else, a trooper. Ten lbs and counting on the Super Duper Starve EM and Carve em diet. I must say he is dedicated. Although, there is a rumor that a certain brownie temptress seduced our friend. I hope that is not the first slide of a long downhill ride.

Not that this has anything to do with Ebone's diet, but there was a special on tv last night about diet club ripoffs. They had their sales people making the people cry and then they would buy more diet food. They would tell them that they were fat pigs and should be ashamed of themselves. Seemed like a good selling gimmic but for some reason the government is getting involved. The way I see it, if fat people want to spend their money on pipe dreams, let em. Not you though Bone. Yours is legit.

I saw another special on tv. This was even better than the fat people crying. This cult/community allowed poligamy. Multiple wives. Now on the surface this seemed like a bad idea. I have a wife and I do not want more of them. One is plenty. I could only take so much nagging. But then I watched the show. This dude is right on. First of all, the chicks in the community choose the husband and he just accepts or declines. Sweet. No courtship, just bonus wives showing up. And he was a high school teacher. Both his wives were former students, ten years apart. Can you say "Newer model"? So they take on names like Senior wife and Junior wife and I guess third wife. Who knows. But the greatest thing is that he can put his older wives back into the job market and have the juniors take care of the dozens of kids. Need a little more cash, snag you an extra wife and put her to work. It all seems like a good deal. He just picks one to sleep with at night and on some nights, just rolls solo. Like he said, "I am not a machine". Nice. And legally he is only married to the first one so he could realistically throw the others out if needed. Not a bad gig.