Thursday, February 01, 2007

Interior Decorator

Yesterday the wife was able to successfully get the little monster to use the toilet. The potty training has begun. What caused this great step in the progression of the little beast you ask?? Well let me tell you.

Earlier in the day the greatest wife in the world (you will see why later)was doing her daily routine and noticed she had not seen the boy wonder in a little while. She begins the search and finds out he is in the computer room with the door shut. Usually he goes in there and dumps all the board games and puzzles out onto the floor. Sometimes he actually just plays on the computer like a nice human little three year old. This wasn't either of those times. Wifey tries to open the door and gets resistance. The resistance was in the form of wall paper. This portion of wall paper was no longer inhabiting its space on the wall. It was balled up and blocking the door. As she opens the door, she notices a stench and it all takes shape. The wall paper and the carpet have been acting as makeshift toilet paper for this non-toilet using, nasty dump taking, demon from Hell. He has ripped off a section of wall paper and wiped his ass with it. Wall paper. Not to mention the remnants on the carpet.

Where the super wife comes in is she cleaned it all up and did not even kill the kid. So let us just say that potty training was no longer an option, it was definitely going to happen. As of last nite, he has done his business 3 times on the pot. No poops yet but he probably does not have a bowel movement stored up yet since he voided himself all over the room. Lumpy all this joy will soon be yours too. Enjoy parenthood.

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