Wrong Number

I talked to a buddy of mine today. This is a great story. I am pausing LOST right now to bring it to you. My buddy met this chick. These stories with him usually end with one of the following: she filed a restraining order against me; i got kicked out of the bar; or I am still paying rent on an apartment that her and her boyfriend lived in. Those are all funny in their own way but this one was nice and quick. He said they seemed to get along and then she reached into her purse to give up the number. He called the next day. He didn't get Suzy SleepsAround, instead he got The Rejection Hotline. That is awesome. They have local numbers all over the country. Find a local number and make the call. You will enjoy it.

One other brief story that is bound to have a bad ending. I was supposed to meet Captain Redneck at the local high school to use their tennis courts. We have been using them most of the summer but now kids are back in school. I rolled up and there was a lady there in the parking lot. It was early. She said the kids didn't get out for another hour. So I rolled home and tried to call Captain on the way. I finally got ahold of him and all I hear is, "I am at the school changing my clothes, I am naked in the parking lot and the bell just rang"......I hung up and deleted my call record. I am sure it worked out ok.