Every day I find out something interesting. Some times I learn things at work. Some days my kids amaze me with wit or stupidity or pure evil. Here are some of the things I learned this week.
Nobody at work can tell the truth. People are failing the truth test faster than my wife gets pregnant. I am glad I got out of that den of liars. They can only bring you down.
I learned that I can obviously pick a football team because my fantasy team is ranked numero uno in the league. I just beat that Ebone ass and had to hear him cry about it.
Sandwich Artist realized he has no athletic ability, no fantasy football skills (0-7), so now he has resorted to karate against kids. KAK is his new hobby. That and treating his body like an amusement park.
El Quad is still alive. I need to change the link on the side of the page. He has resurfaced with his blog here. Check it out. He has stories about the Ebone.
Speaking of Ebone. I would love to tell you he went to New York and bagged a bear. Or a deer. Or a friggin possum. But alas no. He came home with his bow and arrows intact and a little frostbite on his little E. Sitting in a tree for 6 hours a day in freezing cold rain sounds like fun to me.
Lumpy is back. Well almost. He is headed back East for business in a few weeks and we have a card game planned. We were going to schedule something for the rest of the weekend but Ebone said they need some Alone time to catch up. OK then.
I talked to Lumpy yesterday. He is taking some training at home online. He told me he had multitasked during the instruction. I can only imagine that meant he pulled out the little Lumpy and saluted the instructor. He is a sick, sick man.
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