I have a few stories but I will just get to the good one today.
Yesterday we hear a big bang from upstairs immediately followed by crying. I run upstairs fearing that my little man has pulled the dresser on top of him. But no, he is in the bathroom. I open the door to find him on the floor crying next to some dirty toilet paper on the floor. I pick him up and see the huge knot on the side of his head. He is screaming/crying and can't get the words out to tell us what happened. That is when my sleuthing took over. I surveyed the scene and determined the following which he later confirmed.
To keep up the standards of Jiggy family cleanliness, the poor soul was trying to do a good job wiping himself. However, he could not see if he was getting the job done. So why not stand on the bathroom vanity and look at the job in the mirror. Obviously he lost his footing and feel straight to the ground. Fortunately for him, his head stopped his fall.
All in a day's life at Jiggyland. Check back tomorrow for a story about the Houdini dog escaping from her $1500 fenced enclosure.
2 comments:
Look...that story is just another day at Jiggyland....your readers want the news like the beat down at the Mann(son) house, complete with scores and time of match, what kind of beverage was consumed and so on. As I am looking at the G man right now I see no ill effects of that episode (refer to bowling ball incident for a real injury).
I was in normal kick ass form all night granted I was playing good beerman! When all of a sudden swill beerman showed up and made me take a sip of his peeblueribbon light. I honestly don't remember much after that except trying to wash that nasty tast out of my mouth.. I think he dropped a couple of Tylenol PMs in it so he would have a chance.. Awesome G-$ story though! That's got to be the best so far. If only you had a story about some cluts falling in the shower and mybee breaking a rib or two, now that would be a good one!!! nosaj
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