Friday, February 27, 2009

Waterpark and New Shoes

This week was a busy one. We got the stove working again. No more crock pot meals for a while. Monday I took the family to an indoor waterpark. I think all the kids had a good time. They must have because I was beatdown tired. I don't think I could walk any more steps after going up to the water tubes about a dozen times. I also don't think there are any other men in the entire state besides me that do not have tattoos. The economy obviously hasn't hurt tattoo artists. They are staying busy.

Then yesterday the wife and kids were at Chick Fil A. They have a play area there. The kids were playing and then some woman stole one of my kids shoes. Now that might sound outrageous but it started a little simpler. She mistakenly took my kids shoes which were the same brand and similar size as her kids shoes. My wife and mother-in-law tried to reason with the woman but she got all ignorant and wouldn't choke up the shoes. They offered to compare the shoes together. No dice. So they threatened to call the cops and she got all friendly. No, actually she went into the bathroom with the shoes and wouldn't come out. Nice. So the wife took the other shoes and went home defeated. Mother-in-law hung out for a while to try to get the ladys license plate number but she wouldn't come out of the shitter. So the ironic part was our new shoes are actually bigger than the old ones. So now that winch is home trying to jam her kids foot into the smaller shoe. Life sucks sometimes.

1 comment:

Stacey said...

Man I'd hate to be the cop who got that call.... Here they signed up to protect and serve when over the radio comes the call.... dispatch to chick-fila over a shoe theft.