I have some golf updates from the big Round for the Hounds tournament that happened this weekend. But first, a puppy update. She ran away yesterday afternoon. I locked all the doors and pulled down the blinds but she still came back again. Lucky me. I am sure she was gone long enough to bite several people and get me sued. This is after we left her unattended for an hour yesterday.
I took the kids to the inlaws pool. I thought I might catch a couple golfers going by the house but I did not. It was 100 degrees outside so I figured I would give the mutt a chance to stay inside and be cool while we weren't home. We came home to dog crap and a ripped up toy as well as claw marks on the door. Today, if we go out, she will be crispy pup on the back porch.
Back to the golf tournament. Nosaj didn't have a great weekend. I could tell it was going to be bad on Friday when me and this guy that had never played Bags whooped Nosaj's ass. The team of him and my oldest kid that was throwing beatdowns the last time we played, was getting it handed to them. So, obviously, this carried over to the golf course.
It was a Captain's Choice tourney. The only thing Nosaj had to come up with all day was three of his own drives. So it comes down to the last two holes and they only need one more Nosaj drive. He dribbles the drive off of 17 about 5 feet. And then he does the same thing on 18 so they have to play that one. Rumor has it, and it is only a rumor, they were calling him Mr Triple Bogey during the awards ceremony and raffle.
To make matters worse, he had to pay $250 on Friday to fix his AC. I am sure my moms and pops would pay $500 to fix theirs since they have been without the cooling comforts of conditioned air since Wednesday. The guy should be out on Monday. I guess the 100 degree golf day wasn't much different than sitting on the couch at the old man's house.
Update #1 - I talked to Nosaj and supposedly his team was out to get him and put all the pressure on him to use his drives on the last two holes. The temps were too hot and the wind wasn't blowing right and some other stuff prevented him from performing well. It was all a set up.
Update #2 - I spoke to his team. They weren't calling him Mr Triple Bogey. They were calling him Mr. Three off the Tee. And supposedly they tried all day to come up with a drive of his they could use but were not able to get any. Finally they told him to use a wedge just to get something in play but he refused. To be continued......
Sunday, June 08, 2008
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Update #3: As an eye witness to the precedings (and team Captain) he had 3 holes left plus a powershot, which the squirrels have yet to locate, to get the job done. With much brow beating to use a wedge on #18 he refused to submiss himself. The drive was an instant replay of #17......25 feet left of the tee box, an unplayable lie. Maybe he confused powershot with Powerade.
Well lets see. I recal several of my shots laying in the fairway past my teamates balls, but for some smart reason they wanted to play balls in the rough because that was what they felt would be their best drives. Hmmmm! How come their is no mention of my 25+ Birdy putt, or my 10+ foot birdy putt. My back is still sore from carying the team.. And as for Baggs if you racal when we gave the beat down last week. THE BOARD HAD SOME FRIKN PAINT ON THEM..HINT HINT...That will never happen with some nicely painted boards. Im still waitint... Nosaj. A.K.A. The Great Cornholio
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