So most of you read This article about American canceling flights and just ignored it like me. But The Human Tumor had to live it. Tumor was bailing out on his family and going to Vegas for the weekend. Vegas, baby, Vegas. So he calls me tonight at 7:05pm. I assume he is just busting my chops that he is in Vegas and I am not. Well, no. He is in a dirty cab driving from Dulles to Reagan National to try and catch like his fifth flight option of the day. Obviously he was booked on American and has been at the airport since 11am. He whined about missed flights, almost boarding planes, walking from carrier to carrier across the airport. I felt bad but then I realized he was leaving his family for four days of fun out west. Sorry bout your luck buddy. Next time, go to Hooters, eat some wings and go home to your kids.
In other news, the Hawkman family is coming to town. I have already met my deductible so bring it on. I am afraid of no illness. They are coming to town just in time to see the curtain call for our little puppy. She is on the way out. I tried letting her sleep in our room, didn't work. I tried to make the cage a friendly place, didn't work. I tried it all. So last night I bathed her and cleaned her cage spotlessly. I decided to try not putting newspaper in the cage so she wouldn't shed and drool all over it and spread it all over the room. So she decides she will shit in the cage without newspaper, dance all over the shit and drool all over the shit. I thought someone actually beat the shit out of her. So after another bath and cage cleaning, she has decided to sleep on the back porch tonight. I blocked off part of the cage because someone said she needs a smaller cage. But tonight she will only be crapping outside. My house might still stink tomorrow but it won't be because of her.
I am taking orders for vegetables this year. You can email me and place your order. I accept all forms of cash and even Paypal. Don't miss out on the jumbo tomatoes.
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I'd like some red bell peppers...do you deliver?
You might try sending your puppy off to those folks who raise puppies for the blind? Hey, someone has to do the dirty work...why should it be you?
Poor puppy - out in the cold. (Been there, done that myself!) Hey, it's called preserving one's sanity! ha ha
"How to get your dog to do anything you want" by Warren Eckstein. I highly recommend a visit to your local library to check it out, or a trip to Books a Million.
What kind of pup is it? (I just found out this week that female dachsunds are the HARDEST breed/sex to housebreak - bar none.) So, if that's what you have, well.... patience is a virtue, Jiggy. :P
Take care,
Sis-In-Law
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