1. Obviously food tastes good in the midwest because Lumpy doesn't look anorexic.
2. Despite what most of you are thinking, that whole bearded look really, really works for him.
3. Firepits = Fun for Wisconsinites.
4. There are about a dozen working stiffs in that neighborhood that thought they had done good for their family. They had worked 60 hour weeks to get a nice house in a nice upper middle class midwest neighborhood. They had avoided life's traps, gambling, drugs, alcohol. They had made something of themselves. Then they wake up on a glorious Thanksgiving morning, appreciating their life even more. Until they throw back the shades and see Lumpy in his Packers jacket smoking from the hookah and swilling beer at seven in the morning. Where did it all go wrong?
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