Of news and bowel movements on the fly

Yesterday when I wrote the previous post, I was enjoying vacation. Then things moved to a higher plane yesterday. First I caught up on all the news in ten minutes yesterday morning. Here is what I found out.

1. O.J. either really wants to go to jail or he is truly invincible.

2. A dude put a rattlesnake IN his MOUTH and was in a coma for three days.

3. The Human Tumor drove to WISCONSIN to buy a new truck. I guess they were sold out on the east coast.

4. Surprise. Brittany isn't a good mom.

5. According to Isiah Thomas you can call a chick a bitch ONLY if you are black.

Then I got back to reality and had to experience the red flags all day. The red flags that tell us no swimming. That just means spending. So yesterday we saw a wild pony (free) and hit the shops (not free). And of course we went to the same restaurant we go to every year. It still had bad food and bad service but it was bigger and more crowded this year. The family all still complained and it was just as things should be. Then we hit the outlets and I miss all the good stuff. My son comes running to tell me that a disturbance happened in the Polo outlet. While I was dropping coin somewhere else, it seems an elderly gentelmen wanted to shop til he dropped. Dropped a duece out of his pants as he walked through the store. AND KEPT SHOPPING. I can only hope to some day have the coolness of this dude. Below is a picture before the cleanup on aisle 4. And ailse 5. AND Aisle 6. Dude must have visited Bad Bean Burrito before hand. WOW.