Olympics

If seeing a bunch of old, fat guys on the tennis courts isn’t enough for the neighborhood children’s nightmares, now we have begun a new quest. This summer will mark our first Olympic games. We have not finalized the details yet but some of the events are being discussed. Tennis is obviously in, long jump, football punting and throwing and putt-putt have all been mentioned. The most appealing and disgusting event appears to be the Wendy’s Value Menu challenge. Supposedly the rules will be for everyone to order all 11 non-drink items on the Wendy’s Value menu and race to see who can eat the most and keep it down. The things we are willing to do for athleticism.