Beatdown for Sandwich Artist

We have documented the Sandwich Artist’s lack of sporting ability here before. He has struck out at tennis, bowling, life and all other sports. But his claim to fame is that he is a great karate dude. He tells of his experiences beating down young children at the Cobra Kai dojo. Last night he got his comeuppance. He was the only adult at the class and the sensei decided to use him as target practice. He was fully padded and covered up, yet he came to work fully bruised and battered. Nothing better than paying a short Japanese man to thoroughly beat you and come to work bragging about it.