GOOOOOOOAL!!

Now I admit that I am one of only 100,000 people that watched the Stanley Cup Finals the other night. But I love hockey. It is the one sport that I can watch any of the teams and enjoy it. I like them all. I just love the game.

Soccer, on the other hand, is not a sport I love. It is so boring. We have the best team in the league since it began with the DC United but I have never been to a game and seldom watch them on tv. But today is different. Today starts the World Cup. It is the greatest sporting event worldwide. I will be watching the matches today. I can enjoy the sport for one month every four years. It is fun watching the upsets and knowing that for some idiot fans it will ruin their lives for four years. That is great television.

The wife has finally smarted up and left me. At least for the weekend. She is off at a conference and has left me with 83.3% of our children. Being the father of the year, I will attempt to take them to a museum today. Wish me luck.

Lumpy called for some clarification yesterday. They were not at a cigar event after all. They were competitors here.