Now I know it is a dumb name for a game and all kinds of people make fun of it when they hear it. I used to make fun of Nosaj when he talked about it. But now, it is the greatest game in the world.
I am not going to say I am the best. That would be rude. I will just let you stare at the prize money and the trophy and let that do all the talking. Me and Nosaj went out to Front Royal to gauge our skillset. I think we did alright. They vowed never to let us come back and play, mentioned something about being too good. The day wasn't a total success though. Nosaj left the lights on in the car and we had to get a jump to get back home. Oh and Captain Redneck amongst the redneck crowd thought he was Mike Tyson and wanted to fight everyone.
We also learned a cool new thing. When you throw a quatro out there, all four in the hole, they let you sign the board. So now these dudes have a bunch of boards with mine and Nosaj's names all over. Sweet.
So if you think you are ready and want to step up. You aren't.
